a girl with nothing but love for pitchers and quarterbacks
Emma Stone is gorgeous but she has a lisp or something and it really bothers me. Its like her dentures are slipping or something.
(via mrtimberlake)
So, I need a girl who will do this with me.
—seriously. this is the only reason i want to be with a guy.
Tim Lincecum reacts to seeing “Twin Lincecum.”
This was a neat story, but can we stop feeding the troll now? Thanks.
What’s Twin Lincecum? He’s adorable though :)
(via lincecumthefreak)
suicides feel pee
⌐_⌐
Lice secretes pee
okay well it’s actually secrets
but I read secretes.
bail, suicide, scum
(via louislovesliam)
i would let barry bonds fuck me in the ass.
steroids don’t make you see the ball better. they don’t make your timing any better.
he’s still one of the greatest if not the greatest to ever play the game.
suck dick all of you haters.
Hey Flyin Hawaiian and/or Jair Jurrjens, be dears and get me like 60 points so I can finally get a win in fantasy baseball.
good and bad can come out of this
they can stay consistent and be contenders
we’ll get really bad bandwagon fans because Pittsburgh is nothing but a bandwagon city
